Lucifer’s Obit.

            We note, today, the passing 
of our most dreared departed— 
father of lies, child of perdition, 
mother of woes, and friend to sin. 

            Lucifer “The Devil” Satan 
was born on the first morning. 
Of Heaven once, his residence 
is Hell since … ever since. 

            At an early age, he set up shop 
(he took after his father); 
and afterward, made a great success
of the crimes he authored. 

            Luc’s life was most glorious; 
it passed most peacefully. 
In lieu of flowers, 
pay in trust to his posterity.